POSERS ARE REAL

An ENTERTAINMENT & MUSIC STUDIO
BUILT BY Virtual Artists.

VIRTUAL ARTIST
/ˈvərCH(əw)əl/ /ˈärdəst/

Music artists born into aN HYBRID identity. They exist in both the digital and the physical world. 

MEET OUR POSERS -

MEET OUR POSERS -

Namaste Bitches, I grew up poor… THINKING money would make the world go round. Oh dear… I was such a simple-minded soul. All OF my chakras were closed, and I was just totally OUT OF touch with the universe. I MADE IT my purpose to become rich AND worked my ass off to get there. but it became SO clear that you don’t enter the realm of the wealthy easily.

This materialistic world can suck my pan flute. I’m so blessed with the experiences that brought out the real me. During my first frog CEREMONY, my ego instantly died. Killed it with love, of course, I despise violence. The Snake God appeared and told me I’m already truly rich. He endowed me with my purpose in this universe: to spread the message of love through my magical beats and transcending vibrations.

‘‘I’ve ALWAYS FELT I WAS DESTINED TO BECOME A WORLD-FAMOUS HOUSE GURU’’

I’M ROOOONNNNNN!!! MY MOM WAS HEAVY ON ROIDS WHEN I WAS BORN! SHE WAS MS. OLYMPIA AT THE TIME! THAT’s why I WAS BORN LIKE A JACKED-UP SILVERBACK GORILLA BABY!! I do HOLD THE WORLD RECORD BENCHPRESSING for 3-year-olds though. I lifted 300lbs at the time. THIS Made MY MOM SO PROUD. I DON’t REALLY CARE, I just want A HUG. EXCUSE Me being so loud BY THE WAY, I CAN ONLY SHOUT! BLAME IT ON THE ROIDS, WAAAAH!!!!

ALL MY LIFE i’ve been wanting TO MAKE FRIENDS. BUT everyone is always SCARED OF ME. MY ALPHA DAD IS THE RESIDENT DJ at THE BIGGEST NIGHTCLUB ON THE SHORE! EVERYBODY always LOVES HIM. WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE DJ! hey! Wait a minute!  IF I WANT PEOPLE TO like ME, I just NEED TO be the DJ!!! yeah! I’M GONNA GET people FIST-PUMPING all over THE WORLD UNTIL FINALLY PEOPLE LOVE ME!

‘I’M GONNA CRUSH EVERY DANCE FLOOR AROUND THE GLOBE’

Well Hello motherfuckers, I was born and raised in the trenches of the ATL. That shit was TUFF... I survived by makin’ a name for myself. The streets needed to know u can’t fUk with Georgie. Wasn’t too hard tho, cuz I’m a big muthafucka. the cats that really know me will tell you I’m not that tuff tho. I’m really a free & loving spirit 4 real. hidin’ in a gangsta’s camouflage.

I always knew I waz different. back When I waz a youngin, I seen Carl Cox playing at the Love Parade. got me hooked on dance music yo. that shit be deep. I started getting heavy in German & UK rave. Dancing the night away, dressed in all black leather in my nana’s basement. I knew who I waz and what I wanted to do. I cracked Fruity Loops and started cooking up sum bussin’ house bangers. Damn son, if the homies find out though… Buh-bye street cred, ye know what I mean? Imma bring muthafuking HEAT tho!

‘‘I cracked Fruity Loops and started cooking UP sum bussin’ house bangers’’

POSERS ARE REAL -

POSERS ARE REAL -

UTILITY & EXPERIENCES

UTILITY

  • Exclusive access to The Poser Party’s token-gated communities; The Party, Ron’s Gym, Jimmy’s Commune and George’s Traphouse

  • Curate & co-decide our artists careers by voting on creative proposals, music, and governance over the DAO treasuries.

  • Join a gamified competition between the 3 virtual artists to join them in their road to stardom.

  • Ability to submit creative and business proposals to be voted on by team and community.

  • Access to all future token gated digital shows and metaverse events.

  • Allowlist for all future digital collectible drops. Exclusive access to physical merch, live events & surprise airdrops (e.g. music NFTs, art upgrades & more).

EXPERIENCES

  • Invest in, curate and co-decide your favourite artist's career, own a piece of their brand and become part of their road to stardom.

  • Watch your NFT come to life through music, animated videos, live DJ shows, digital shows, their social media & other forms of entertainment.

  • Watch Steroid Ron, Traphouse George & New Age Jimmy reach a global audience through scoring hits, collaborating with the biggest (dance) artists and performing the largest stages worldwide.

  • Have a blast following our artist's hilarious lives and storylines unfold through different kinds of media and gamified experiences.

  • Through music, media and entertainment the artists will grow into their own personal brands, moving into brand partnerships.

Join the Party!

Posers are real

  • As a holder, you get to:

    - Invest in, curate and co-decide our favourite artist's career, own a piece of their brand and join their road to stardom.

    - Exclusive access to all surprise (royalty) airdrops, physical merch, live events & digital events

    - Exclusive access to The Poser Party’s token-gated communities; The Party, Ron’s Gym, Jimmy’s Tipi and George’s Traphouse

    - Join the gamified competition between our 3 artists in their road to stardom.

    - Ability to submit creative and business proposals to be voted on by team and community.

    - Access to all future token gated digital shows and metaverse events.

    - Allowlist for all future digital collectible drops.

    Further specifics will follow with the release of the full roadmap.

  • Expect these experiences:

    - Watch your NFT come to life through music, animated videos, live DJ shows, digital shows, their social media & various other forms of entertainment.

    - Watch Steroid Ron, Traphouse George & New Age Jimmy score hits, collaborate with the biggest (dance) artists and reach a global audience through their music and personal brands.

    - Have a blast following our artist's hilarious lives and storylines unfold through different kinds of media and gamified experiences.

    - Through music, media and entertainment, our artists will collaborate with big brands and grow their personal brands.

  • Holding an NFT is the only way to join our community. Our official NFT mint will take place in April 23’ on the Ethereum blockchain.

    We’re a community that knows how to party, celebrate life, celebrate freedom and celebrate each other. We do not take ourselves very serious…

  • The NFTs you hold will come to life. These are not static pictures, they are real artists. They have actual careers that generate real value. Get to know them through their music, animated videos, visiting their shows, and even by interacting with them.

  • Visit https://opensea.io/collection/theposerparty to buy a Poser Party NFT!

  • Yes, Posers are real.

Meet the Poser Team

  • POSER IZZY

    Co-founder
    Strategic Director

    Ex Spinnin’ Records, Mixmash Records, 10+ years business experience

  • POSER RICHIE

    Co-founder
    Creative Director

    Microsoft, Wortell, Big Tech

  • JOHN F. MALTA

    ART DIRECTOR
    ILLUSTRATOR, ANIMATOR

    Netflix, Facebook, Complex, The New York Times, Dr. Martens & many more
    JOHNFMALTA.COM

  • SUBGROOVER (BOB SANDEE)

    MULTI-PLATINUM PRODUCER

    Steve Aoki, KSHMR, Tiësto, Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike & many more
    subgroover.com

  • POSER SEBASTIAN

    Music Manager
    Team manager of Producers & Songwriters

  • POSER TICE

    Software Engineer
    Blockchain Developer

  • Poser Justice

    Legal council

    Lawyer at big 5 firm

  • POSER MITCH

    BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT & ADVISOR
    CRYPTO WHALE

  • OpenSea

    NFT Marketplace

    Official partnership - Primary drop

  • Probably A Label

    Marketing partner & Incubator

    Studio A - Warner Records & Probably Nothing